WryAwry

Y'all send $9.99 Balboas for my 100% guaranteed Panhandler Repellent.

I'll cloak a triumphant return as "La Gata".

The preference is presenting the paragon of the purplish-pink, persimmon-pastel palette of poetic prose partitioned with an impudent prurience. KEEP CALM AND ENJOY THE SEMI-CLAD YOUNG LOVELIES ON THE CHIVE

Thanks for the grins!

"She was the best of the site Administrators, she was the second-best of the site Administrators ..."

In deference to the emotionally-fraught necessity to develop a dignified and environmentally sensitive means of gently and responsibly handling human remains, research scientists have invented the Human Cannonball (tm) device to assist with long-range burial-at-sea.

Plans have been buried ...

Science has catalogued numerous physiological complications resulting from a wide variety of chemical compounds that are routinely utilized to color fabrics and textiles. Don't dye.

These inchoate protests really burn me up.

As an aside, I enjoy reading contributions here on Chiriqui.Life that generate some electricity ... Rabblerousingly, wryawry

Online perusal here and there and hither and yon indicates that this world is heading straight to heck in a handbasket. Blame the politicians. Any politician -- take your pick. Don't waste your time with life and the living and the laughter and the loving. Next up: killer asteroid. Hardhats now available -- only $9.99 Balboas. Looking out for YOU, wryawry

To broach the roach is a tough approach.

David, I've provided all your info to The Authorities, and they'll be broadening their investigations accordingly ...... sinisterly, wryawry

GMO's?

Those of my fellow CL participants whose safe haven no longer seems quite secure, just withdraw all the cash and send it to me -- in non-descript suitcases or other suitable plain-brown wrappings -- and I'll look after it for you. Send it to the PO box in the storefront in that Miami mini-mall. We're all in this together, wryawry

I'm not too old to remember the good old days when members and contributors to the various social sites pertaining to Panama and Chiriqui Province would never ever resort to hyperbole and exaggerations in a million-billion years. It was a kinder, gentler online community where everyone liked to teach the World to sing in perfect harmony. The lyin' would lay down with the lame. No animals would be harmed in the comments. Everything received the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval. It was kumbaya for one-and-all. Then, the metaphorical meteor hit and the Earth was utterly destroyed in the wink of an eye. But CL rose from the ashes like a phoenix and now soars on gossamer wings throughout the heady heavens of higher intellect like the daydreams of Steven Hawking, and there is yet hope for we struggling survivors of that hideous mayhem. So as you stealthily hunt for your sustenance through the dark jungles of Central America,, make certain that you know all the secret signs and cunning bird-whistles, lest you should become intoxicated by a poison blowgun dart mistakenly fired by one of your contemporaries. The cruelties are always in others, wryawry

How's about a blog about a dog and a frog on a log in a bog? When the water rises, the log will float away, and it can be a travelogue. Just funnin', all the best, Dav

Does this mean that I can't have my money back?

Greetings. I hereby request the internationally-recognized "Right of Petition" of the Administrator of this forum (Hi, Bud!) to update my personal User Rating from "Advanced User" to "Inexpert User". My contention is that I have conclusively demonstrated every applicable characteristic of the textbook "Inexpert User", and my appellation as such here at Chiriqui.Life should reflect that salient fact. I further contend the the hundreds upon hundreds of "Expert Users" (Hi, Everybody!) here at Chiriqui.Life would concur that I have met every qualifying requirement to meet and exceed the "Inexpert User" rating criteria. I therefore humbly beseech the able Administrator to immediately correct this egregious injustice in the name of Truth, Justice, and the American and/or Panamanian Way. Respectfully submitted, An Inexpert User

A friend made some serious dough smuggling turtlenecks into Boquete before the authorities ran him out of Panama.

Getcha a couple dozen iguanas. They eat everything! (Keep an eye on the kids!)

I've put on a few pounds, and Susan mentioned that I'm taking-up more than my allotted space .... Does anybody know how "smaller Rottweilers" taste?

Whatever it is, everyone should take a unified approach and be against it. It's hard to be pro-anti if you're anti-pro, wryawry

Permit me to play the devil's advocate for a moment with the confession that I sometimes rue having been banned from that *ning for the simple reason that it had afforded me the opportunity to criticize and condemn everyone and everything that isn't just exactly like me -- a practice which helped me to stay on an "even keel", reduced my own self-medication requirements, and arguably righted (writed? wrote? wrot?) wrongs in this world that begged correcting. Now, I must silently stew in the cauldron of my own vitriol, which will likely result in the hastening of my own intellectual demise, wherein I shall be reduced to the sorry state of scathing but ineffectual political insult hurled meaninglessly in every direction like projectile vomitus. The center cannot hold, wryawry