WryAwry

Would it be hypocritical for me to say that even my own hurled stink-bombs in the past paled in comparison to the unprecedented savagery currently being excreted? These things matter. Words matter. A twisted, morally and intellectually corrupt sociopath is screaming "FIRE!" in a crowded theatre. Ignoring these types of behaviour has proven historically to result in inconceivable consequences. The dearth of even nominal management of incendiary, hateful, relentless attacks against humanity reeks of tacit approval. I, for one, am utterly flabbergasted. I shudder with loathing and disgust. The author's enablers should be condemned as roundly as the author himself of these egregious, vitriolic insults. There is a better world. Believe in a better world.

Sorry, Hil. My short answer is "yes."

Current discussions prove conclusively that one should never put one's own witch on public display. Don't hate, hate hate. wryawry

Hil, I hope you didn't grab that sand mermaid inappropriately. And what is that leering creature behind her left shoulder? A US politician? Lucky you, to be back in Panama where there are no political shenanigans!

You'll likely find either bladder or diaphragm-type pressure tank. Do not consider air/over -- I'd be surprised if such a tank would even be available these days.

Yellow sky at morning, sailors look a little jaundiced and need to have their liver function checked. (Warning: it may be all that "Yo-ho-ho" business.)

When, SUDDENLY! He realized that he didn't know -- where he was gonna go -- .... (In other news, no volcanic activity was reported in Hoboken, New Jersey.)

Sex education is a waste. ALL education is a waste! The better economic option is to just to pass-out cheap Chinese TV's to everyone, and let the cards -- and the babies -- fall where they may. The only thing that really matters is that we have plenty of Important Holy People to keep the bubble in the middle of the spurtchul level while babies are having babies...

Senor Blades has earned great respect and admiration. Not only does he inspire, but he is a credit to his country, and he is a credit to the human race. He comports himself as a true gentleman.

As every expat living in Chiriqui Provence knows all-too-well, one of the biggest challenges faced on a routine basis is the dearth of social media sites specifically designed for the frustrated, the chronically unhappy, and the haters among us. It must be stipulated that Chiriqui.Life, while being an amazingly comprehensive resource for expatriates seeking general information about day-to-day life and living in Boquete and environs, is a site woefully inadequate for those souls with a need for venting spleen and spouting vitriol. It happens that I, personally, am quite an expert on all matters pertaining to the pursuit of satisfaction in Western Panama, having the benefit of the macro-view provided by observations from 4,200 miles away. It is with great pleasure, therefore, that I announce the inauguration of Buckets.zing, where grumpy people like myself will be able to freely exchange thoughts, feelings, accusations, stinging barbs, withering insults, racial bias, universal intolerance, gay-bashing, religious pandering, wingnutism, lib-tarditude, seething resentment, over-weening self-importance, extremism of every stripe, hubris, and generally whatever may strike one's fancy. Scientific research proves that it is unhealthy and stressful to keep one's feelings in check, so we here at wryawry Inc. anticipate great success with the launching of this site. Be assured that the site will be carefully moderated to ensure that the boundaries of good taste will be studiously ignored. Participation at Buckets.zing will require a mandatory donation of $9.99 Balboas per month, or only $99.99 Balboas (prepaid) annually, a savings of $19.98 Balboas! Former Members of the Don Winner website will enjoy very special paywall rates, plus a free evergreen car freshener. Looking forward to your unbridled outlandishness, wryawry

Keith, you do tend to go Ond na on.

Seems the more a community multiplies, the more it divides ...

"You should concentrate on how bad things are getting in Panama." from On High We are offering advanced coursework in "Conentration" to help the uninitiated to focus upon and mull-over bad things. Concentrating upon bad things is uplifting and positive, and the rewards are incalculable. Here are just a few of the benefits: --That constant jittery feeling can lead to rapid weight loss. --Eyeball-darting strengthens the oscular musculature, and helps to condition the dark bag circles under the eyes, leading to that popular "haunted" appearance. --Laying awake at night fretting increases opportunities for concentration. . --It will be an enormous relief when you finally realize that things can't get any worse!! Sign up today to receive FREE video seminars: "It Ain't Paranoia if They Really ARE After You". presented by wryawry, and, "One-Hundred and One Ways That You're Not Worthy", presented by The Potentate of Potrerillos. Three year course, only $9.99 Balboas per month. ACT NOW!!!

Governmental luminaries are known to host galas where they entertain Hollywood A-listers like Paul Rubens and Gary Busey.

Attaboy right back atcha for the Spirograph on acid. I've been back in 1967 for half an hour ...

Next time I plan on wearing my "Pineapple" mask and costume. Border Officials will either be scared shirttless or they'll think it's the second coming, and I should be able to saunter right on thru. It's all in the planning, wryawry

These "get outta town (USA) before ya drown" pieces are becoming as ubiquitous as "(insert your favorite gripe here)". Their frequency has spawned the latest backlash, which is manifesting as the viral defense of just how great things are here in the Good Ol' Yew Ess of Aye. The priorities boil-down to quality-of-life issues: "I hurt and it sucks cuz it's so expensive to try to fix it." The touts of "Retirement Paradises" such as Boquete seldom do more than take a swipe at the veneer with a dustcloth; the realities of any change in any life are far too complex to comprehensively address. What has not been reported at all is the sweeping reform taking place in American health care, where the benevolent HMO's are joining forces with friendly Insurance Conglomerates and everybody's favorite Uncle Big Pharma in the plan now known simply as "America Greatness" Just place all of your money into the convenient slot in the front of the Suck-a-Tron, take a giant handful of Designer Drugs, then walk out that door over there and die. Safe. Convenient. Dignified. And, good for your Country, too! Preserve a robust economy for the entitled by becoming extinct. Now, more than ever before, it is time for all ordinary older citizens to become True Patriots. Why subject the next generation to the shame that accompanies becoming an Old Fart? Don't be a burden! Our slogan: "INSPIRE! EXPIRE!" That's real progress, wryawry

Further study pertaining to life, and living as an expat in Panama reveals that "you've got to have the right stuffing." I'm not sure if the reference is to chicken, or pork, or red peppers, some other kind of relleno, or perhaps to baked potatoes; but evidently there are many gringos who haven't found the right stuffing, and they've had to return to the USA or Europe in order to find it. This information comes from the Potentate of Potrerillos, so one can be assured that it tows a line. You learn ... something ... every day! wryawry

Is it attempting to fire? Ensure that the cold water inlet filter screen is not clogged. Should be on or adjacent to the cold connection. Typically will not require a tool to remove. Turn off water. Remove cap or plug. (Blue plastic?) (Lefty-loosey! Righty-tightly!) Do not damage o-ring seal. Clean screen (perhaps cylindrical in form) and replace carefully. Turn water back on, check for leaks, check operation. The unit depends upon a minimum flow to trigger ignition and sustain burner operation. I had one where varmints chewed the insulation from the ignitor wires, causing the spark to short out. A little electrical tape fixed that. You can also check for loose wire connectors inside the jacket, or there may be a safety switch that opened -- that's like turning off a light switch. Some of these safety switches may be re-settable with a tiny red push button directly between two wires with spade connectors. Is the thing breathing right? Flue unobstructed? Air inlets in jacket and/or bottom unobstructed? How old is the unit? Over time, the water way through (actually wound-around) the heat exchanger can become restricted with lime or other mineral build-up. This requires cleaning with vinegar, which is a bit more complicated, but can be done by anyone with proper instruction. There are certainly YouTube videos to help you learn more about these devices! Good luck, and please report back! Dav State of Colorado USA Master Plumber License #179-842

Speaking as one continuously "dissed" and never missed, wuhl, see ya ! The acceptable and approved Sneeds will have their way. "Inactivity is death." Bennito Mussolini

C.L will be of greater relevance to all users when edited and updated only on the days of the week that end in "y".

The *ning was a thing with bling but became a fling with a ding, and the cha-ching has a sting hard to wing. But opening-up to the whinge (ouch) and binge of the unhinged fringe will impinge and induce a twinge of a tinge of the cringe. It is likely that the Administrative Authority, after much soul-searching, private meditation, prayer, and consultation with the peerless Site Moderators, will continue to weed-out all of the Sneeds without stars so as to maintain the purity of the *ning experience for the chosen few. Assuring the dearth of diversity is a comfort in these challenging times, and I, for one, would pay a premium ($9.99 Balboas!) to enjoy the privilege of participation in a site custom-designed to guarantee that other contributors are of exactly the same mindset as myself in order to prevent Uncomfortable Thoughts. (NO! to Social Lasciviousness! NO! to Orgiastic Political Ejaculation! YES! to Cerebral Cleanliness which is right next to ... whatever-it-is!) In order to assist with the homogenization of the expat intellect, I have established a GoFundMe account with the aim of maintaining myself in the lifestyle to which I have become accustomed, and I would encourage each and every one of my legion of fans, my minions, and my bootheel lick-spittle lackeys to contribute $9.99 Balboas to help ensure the timely publication of the Manifesto of Correctness currently being drafted. Consider it a mandatory survival technique for the ultimate protection in these Troubling Times! Suffer the little gringos to come unto me! And you'd better WATCH OUT for that other guy! Altruistically, wryawry

Dear Bonnie, It strikes that one of the most important aspects of existence in life is a fundamental recognition of the simple fact that our time here on this beautiful earth is limited; that for each and every one of us, one journey ends, and the sendero to the next begins in a place we cannot know and will never fully understand. In my own reckoning, to pursue life and living is to pursue dignity and honor, and your actions and your words demonstrate the very essence of honor and dignity as you and your loved ones face the difficult realities of your beloved husband's passing. May I be so bold as to salute your grace and aplomb in this most trying of times, and may the strength of your character sustain you with ease and grace in those moments when you most need them. With deepest respect, Dav

Culture -- or lack thereof. The suppression of education and/or knowledge and/or wisdom strikes me as the roots of cultural regression. Or is it repression? Again, hubris is the driving force, and I find it despicable. Soapbox for rent: $9.99 Balboas.

Few human frailties are as contemptible as hubris. Few humans are as susceptible to the trap of hubris as are "men of the cloth". Bah.